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Stewie Griffin: Hello, mother. I come bearing a gift. I'll give you a hint. It's in my diaper and it's not a toaster. Family Guy Brian Griffin: Whose leg do I have to hump to get a dry martini around here? Family Guy Peter Griffin: Lois, when I'm through with them, our kids will be so smart, they'll be able to program their own VCRs without spilling piping hot gravy all over myself. Family Guy Stewie Griffin: Am I to spend the entire day wallowing around in my own feces? A little service here! Family Guy Stewie Griffin: What's this? Blueberries? Oh, oh my G...oh, that's better than sex! Family Guy Peter Griffin: Chris, everything I

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